I have decided the fate of the world's worst coffee maker. It will be crushed by a Cat loader, driven by Uncle Rolly, home from Indiana, with few local ties, retired from corporate America, where he learned that sometimes you just have to do what needs to be done. In the background, Dad looks on in horror.



The doomed coffee maker stands alone in the face of the onrushing Cat.

Here's a typical performance by the world's worst coffee maker, made by Black and Decker. I have not yet brewed a pot which did not feature spills such as this. In addition, note the shape of the carafe. It is impossible to get all of the liquid out of the carafe, whether it is water you are pouring into the cannister, or coffee you are pouring into a cup, without spilling all over.